A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Swerves house is a goated GC”
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So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).
Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!
1. Failure to maintain lanes
2. Detour
3. Change of subject.
4. Distraction.
5. Losing your focus.
6. Keeping a low profile.
7. Choosing an alternate route
8. A comment coming out of nowhere.
9. Deer in the road or roadkill
10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....
Girl: do you have my child support?
Guy: and on that note, swerved.
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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!
Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.