A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy
Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.
The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!
as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up
It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.
The act of rimming someone when they have your head locked between their thighs.
My girlfriend wouldn't rim me so i tried a warm turtle.
When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.
Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.
When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.
Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"
A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.