A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?
Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?
Mate 1: no that was someone else I think
Mate 2: oh
Duncan is the coolest guy ever.
His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D
I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....
Duncan Donuts!
I can't wait to talk with Duncan and eat donuts together!
Duncan deez nutz!
A weeb that denies his existence, while simultaneously simping for Japanese women.
"Dan, don't be a Duncan. You promised to play D&D with us."
"Bro, anime isn't that cool. Don't be a Duncan."
"Fuck that guy. He's a total Duncan."
"I'm sure that Duncan likes his sangria with White Claw."
He is really annoying, ugly, BIG FAT NERD, and he is not even girl crazy he is really just ugh
I dont think you would veer want to be friends with a guy name duncan as in duncan donuts haha