Country Dictionary

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Chesticles

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.

Holy cow, does that guy have a pair of chesticles on him! (it's just more fun to say than man boobs)

by Crastoforbit July 30, 2008

Chesticles

A womans melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, XL breasts.

"Man, did you see that chicks chesticles?"

by FriskeyFreemont October 19, 2006

Chesticles

Breasts of a Female, generally feel pain in a magnitude similar to those of testicles.

"omg becky, he punched me in the chesticles"
"That chick has big chesticles!"

by EShanks January 22, 2009

Chesticles

Another name for a female's breasts. Whoever came up with the hairy chests is ghey. BREASTS BABY!!

D*amn, look at those chesticles!

by Ace July 22, 2003

Chesticles

Big Sister of Junior The Forbidden One

Chesticles often envies what the young son can accomplish in half the time that anyone else tries to

Chesticles has Chesticles, nuff said

by Gibbygeo February 12, 2022

chesticles

A nickname given to any chick that is blessed with more than a handfull of what men refer to as boobs, tits, hooters, jugs, baby bottles, jesus handles, bouncing betty's, etc.

I hung out with Chesticles last night and had the privilage of holding on to her jesus handles for dear life.

by hateraidPLAYA March 30, 2010

chesticles

Used to describe saggy old breasts which contain roundish implants, resembling an old mans sack.

Man, check out the chesticles on that old skank.

by zorgy March 22, 2006