Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016

You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 01, 2020

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings. 2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray* Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 13, 2017

are you new here

Something you say to somebody who is unfamiliar with something

Girl - “What’s 9+10?…. 21” Guy - “What? No, it’s 19.” Girl - “…Are you new here?”

by APpsychic November 09, 2022