A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.
"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"
a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"
this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!
it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!
-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!
car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!
i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!
the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
When you screw a girl that is on her period, pull out, and apply mustard to your penis and reinsert.
Guy 1: Hey, how was your night last night with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awesome! Fucking Ballpark Franked her!
Guy 1: Wow, really?
Guy 2: AWWWWW YEAAAHHH
while fucking a woman doggy-style: when you are about to cum, you pull out and sandwich your penis between her buttcheeks, thus creating the image of a hot dog in a bun and expel your seed all over her lower back.
friend1: yo man i gave that girl a ballpark hot dog at the party last night! it was sick!
friend2: No wayyyyy dude! im so proud of you! *high five*
When one has sex with two partners in one day
Vinny banged Jessica around lunch and then nailed Monica after dinner. Classic double header in different ballparks.
After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.
I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special
It is when you stick your dick between a pair of buttcheeks and rub back and forth, resembling a hot dog going into a bun. Hence, the ballpark frank.
"I'm gonna ballpark frank Meredith this weekend."
"Would you like a ballpark frank?"
"I was giving Kate the ballpark frank."