Country Dictionary

Old people, especially old women.

Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.

another slang word for weed, pot and/or marijuana

i'm smoking up my broccoli

coined by vallejo based rapper E-40 slang for marijuana

i don't need no doctor idon't need no shrink all i need is broccoli and a forty ounce to drink smoking that broccoli now

broccoli is a very special stuffed animal because he is very soft and is a crowd-pleaser. Broccoli is a celeb since many of my friends know and love him.

broccoli loves getting attention

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

The act of putting a broccoli into ones anus and acting as if you have a bunnies tail

Oh god I tried this one thing last night What was it Aronn broccolied me, he even gave me ears to go with it!

The natural laxative.

Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo. Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.