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clown car

A term introduced into conversation to highlight or exacerbate the ridiculousness of suggestions or claims made. The term is generally used to troll someone legitimately engaged in the conversation. "Clown car" is a trump card for when a discussion or argument has become facetious, which generally resets or ends the argument.

I think we should go to Medieval Times for lunch . . . in a clown car.

by mattdavey November 17, 2010

Clown Car

1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.

FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.

by ATX-CVPI July 18, 2019

Clown Car

A car , usually from the mid 80s, that has abnormally large rims and a ridicules paint job.

Look at that clown with his pants on the ground climbing in his clown car.

by tk3033 December 01, 2010

Clown-Car

To allow for more than the maximum suggested persons to ride in a car, as clowns do in the circus. Generally when there are more people in a car than there are seats.

"Damn its cold outside, the 8 of you guys shouldnt be walking, get in my whip, we'll "clown-car" it tonight.

by John M. S. November 18, 2007

Clown Car

The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.

My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.

by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008

Clown Car

To be filled with men in a sexual way
A woman who wears a lot of makeup and has a lot of sex

"Damn son, your girlfriend is a total clown car! She had like five guys in her last night."

by mcflykitty September 01, 2014

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b May 29, 2005