Country Dictionary

the act of cumming on ones hand then slapping someone with the cum hand.

"what are you doin g?!??!"..."jacking off get out!"...."whats in your hand???""....*Clump!!!!*.. (the action of clumping)

The act of "humping" in a "clump" of trees. Can be used in a broader sense to embody all acts of alfresco activities.

Me n the Misses went Clumping today

The act of hitting someone

If that chief don't show up with my money he's gonna get a clump in da face ya know

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese. Dude 2: So? Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping. Dude 2: Gross!

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.

I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.

The act of clinging and humping at the same time.

When I see Maxi, I'm going to clump him

To fill cover or fill with jizz.

i got crazy after that porno and clumped my car. i totally clumped her face both ways. she got clumped from the neck down. i cant believe i clumped the entire fish tank