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Crag

The one who is always picked on

by Someone who notices June 25, 2003

Crag

A sickening person/thing that loves goats.

Cragse.cjb.net

by Someone who noticed July 29, 2003

Crag

Child Snatcher

Crag snatches children

by Jack June 25, 2003

Crag

Crag - A n00b. Someone with limited knowledge

F**king Crag sux

by 5|<1n% June 19, 2003

crag

A nickname for someone who is named craig. is humorous to everyone but the victim

"Hello Crag how's it going?"

by Crag Himself September 13, 2007

crag

Abbreviation for "cunt rag." Denotes a female who has an obvious fake tan, bleaches her hair, spends an obscene amount of money on clothes and other superficial goods, watches "Sex in the City," idolizes Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and/or listens to pop rock or pop music in general. Hates to read.

So this crag walks in to work today and orders a non-fat sugar-free vanilla latte with extra skim no fat extra no whip no whip latte decaf sugar no sugar latte. I hate bitches like that.

by Angelabob June 13, 2006

crag

A large sort of crusted over snot you pick out of your nose. Usually takes a few hairs with it on the way out.

I couldn't breathe too well, so I picked the giant crag out and flicked it at the dog.

by Mortivex April 28, 2007