A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sticky creamy goo that a guy ejects from his penis after a vigorous fuck!
After Chad pulled his hard dick out of Kiersten's pussy he gave her A Creampie!
The word 'Creampie' defines the fantastic act of leaving a load of male jelly inside a vagina or crap pipe.
A Creampie, by it's very nature is the mother of all creation. That's right, if your daddy didn't manage a Creampie all those years ago, you'd still be itch in his pants.
Due to the awesome feeling of blowing a load inside someone's hole, the male will generally bullshit about wanting to pull out before ejaculation. But as we all know, this is in fact just a load of crap.
"That's right little Johnny, even you came from a Creampie!"
"Hey dude, I made a Creampie inside a 16 year old girl's beaver last night!"
"May I Creampie you to make babies?"