A fork of Rural Dictionary
full English breakfast (n). A very untidy vagina that is frankly too much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend. 2 - an improvement to the now over used egging. how to full english breakfast: gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt) open all containers and remove all packaging spread all contents over your desired target. it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!
When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!