A fork of Rural Dictionary
An amazing or awesome event or thing that happens. Most of the time flossy will be a word, no nouns no adjectives or pronouns, just a word. Can also be used to to describe an appearence of someone.
"oh, your looking flossy today"
1. someone who gets drunk and tries desperately to convince people that glamorous is a good song by singing the wrong words over and over again.
2. someone who thinks that they have the right to dress like Richard Simmons lover on a regular basis
3. someone who pretends not to love Sabrina the teenage witch but keeps the abc family channel on all day waiting for it
"I can't believe what a flossy Ro was being last night!"
a word describing someone that makes you horny.
ho brah, that chick is flossy!
a flossy is a turtle
When a flossy hatches, it must run to the water, avoiding crocodiles.