A fork of Rural Dictionary
referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are. this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!" daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve. In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time" "Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man." "Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.
Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire. Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!! Boy: I have herpes. Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!! Boy: I'll have to from now on ...
When being fucked sideways just isn't enough
Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes John: Fuck me sideways on toast!
a phrase used when agitated. like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.
Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad. Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!
An expression of surprise.
Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!
Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...
Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!