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bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?" "Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

cong funkle

An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century. To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.

The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say? What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit". on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."

i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!

by rainbowcowboy October 03, 2024

Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.

I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.

by a human beeing April 30, 2020

funkle nugget

Someone who is retarted and should die.

George is a complete funkle nugget

by naenaeboy January 09, 2019

Funkling

When a child with a father cuts off their fathers sack in order to make water balloons and throw them at Kroger, or any grocery store.

Im gonna go funkling at the local kroger

by JocelMan April 22, 2024