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A geek who acts like a jerk.

That tech service guy was such a gerk!

to have sex

damn u gerked last night

Secret society formed in the fall of 1971. It's sole purpose is to manipulate, and antagonize the human race. Heavily involved in advanced mind control techniques, the society molds political climates from an invisible distance. Induction into the organization is performed through a ritualistic ceremony known as "The De-warting".

Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.

This has to be the workings of a Gerk conspiracy. No human could pull this crap off, and get away with it.

marijuana, a smoke that calms and refreshes, usually the compressed variety possibly containing seeds.

before the party we smoked some gerks. we are going to the concert , do you have your gerks. Angie only hangs around with us because we have the gerks.

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.

In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.

Admin of Pwninator.com.

I thought Gerk got banned from the Interweb.

v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat

Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.