Country Dictionary

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

A massive pile of Shit

Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.

Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."

Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.

Gerk is geek + nerd. Nerd has a lot of meanings but its mainly when your really smart. And geek is usally when your into geeky things like Star Wars, video games, ect.

Wow! She/he gets straight A's and is a huge Star Wars fan, she/he is a gerk.