A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert. Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm Antonym: Bert Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert
Aman: This Book Id Gert Avi: What Book Aman: Frankenstien Aaron: Its Mert Avi: Its Bert Aman Gert Aaron: Mert Avi: Bert
A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.
(n) A cigarette (v) to smoke
(n) i'm dying for a gert. (v) i've been gerting my ass off all night.
a clown that smells like vagina on a stemey hot sunday afternoon
get your gert out of my food now, you faggot
Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru. Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler. Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.
"The lovely Gert came in her camper van." "Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview" "Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"