Country Dictionary

Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.

Chase: I'm too drunk to walk. Jared: Get the interns to carry you. Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS! Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?

The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness. Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment. The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".

Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life. Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.

A Democratic Semen Recepticle.

Bill and Al fucked her intern.

A person who willingly gives up valuable vacation time to work for a company between semesters (mainly summer). Some of these aren't paid, and people (usually undergrads) do it for the sake of having experience for their future "career."

-Is joe going to come along to Alaska too? -no, the guy is an intern at some corporate office in Phoenix. - aww poor guy! -yea, we'll be fishing, hiking, and picking blueberries while he sits there filing papers all day.

Not in reality

I'm going to internally kill you

To be completely engaged or soley focused on the Internet for a great deal of time.

Instead of going out tonight, I'll probably just stay home and Internate.

A combination between the concept of eternity and internet to name a really really slow connection.

I cant download my tv show on this crappy internet, it takes forever. Its internity