A fork of Rural Dictionary
a school website that has no place in a modern society as it causes procrastination, lowers grades and causes a fit of depression then suicidal thoughts
hey how is math
we have to do iready
what you gonna do to get ready
use amazon prime shipping to get my nylon paracord noose in time to hang myself
A website that tortures you with useless statistics.
Person A: Man, why have you been sitting in this bar for 3 hours?
Person B: We're doing IReady instead of that pizza party tomorrow.
A tool that teachers use, thinking it will help teaching (do their job for them.) In reality, this program drops student grades, as it instills a feeling of utter excruciating pain, causing them to eventually be instilled with a deep craving for the release of death.
Hello mom and dad, i realise this may be a shock to you.. if you are reading this it means i am now dead, i couldn't go on living anymore after my teachers ruined my life, forcing me to do iReady. its "lessons" have tortured me far past the point of no return i love you ... goodbye..
A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.
"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."
a shitty fucking "education" website made by some faggot who wanted more dicks up his arse than anybody could ever count
i swear to fuck i will do a flip off a bridge if i need to do iready today