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IReady

A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.

"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."

by AidsCentral May 24, 2018

IReady

A website that tortures you with useless statistics.

Person A: Man, why have you been sitting in this bar for 3 hours?
Person B: We're doing IReady instead of that pizza party tomorrow.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 01, 2019

IReady

A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.

"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."

by AidsCentral May 24, 2018

iready

A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.

"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."

by AidsCentral May 24, 2018

iready

A website that causes suicidal thoughts,depression,ptsd,anxiety,and adhd.

Teacher: Time to get on iready

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

by J T P November 10, 2017

iReady

a website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education" but it doesn't at all

"iReady is a fun website!" says nobody

by memesking January 12, 2019

iReady

A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.

Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.

by Anubis the Death God November 28, 2015