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a website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education" but it doesn't at all

"iReady is a fun website!" says nobody

A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.

Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.

A website for students that teachers think will help their grade, but in reality it makes them want to kill themselves.

Mark: What did you think about the iReady last night?
Joe: It made me want to kill myself.

The gayest shit the government has made me do since I sucked Trumps dick on my field trip. Common side affects of the website includes suicidal thoughts or even death.

“Do your fucking iReady” the teacher said!!

A tool that teachers use, thinking it will help teaching (do their job for them.) In reality, this program drops student grades, as it instills a feeling of utter excruciating pain, causing them to eventually be instilled with a deep craving for the release of death.

Hello mom and dad, i realise this may be a shock to you.. if you are reading this it means i am now dead, i couldn't go on living anymore after my teachers ruined my life, forcing me to do iReady. its "lessons" have tortured me far past the point of no return i love you ... goodbye..

a shitty fucking "education" website made by some faggot who wanted more dicks up his arse than anybody could ever count

i swear to fuck i will do a flip off a bridge if i need to do iready today

a type of website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education"

"iReady" is fun!" says nobody.