Country Dictionary

movement of any sorts

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod B: What, a wank? right now? A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

To swear on supreme human Jack Black

Jesus - Bro i didnt forget to flush Daddy God - put it on JOD? Jesus - ON JACK BLACK

What you yell when get killed in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 by your asshole friend who picks Odd Job

“Obb Jod! Obv Jod! Saul fuck you for picking Odd Job!”

to poke with a shenn

Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"