A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Kentucky Thumb is a sex position in which you stick your thumb in your partner's ass and/or vagina while she's cumming. God may disapprove, but Mat will be happy.
*Wife comes home.* Wife:"Can we try something new?" Husband:"Howabout the kentucky thumb?" Wife:"What's that?" Husband:"You'll see."
The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.
Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.
When you have life ending bleed and you stop it with your thumb while you wait for EMS
Coined due to Kentuky ballistics 50 bmg exploding and having to stick his thumb into his neck to stop the bleeding and ultimately saved his life
Just give it The Kentucky Thumb Before you bleed out
To shove thy thumb into bleeding hole to stop bleeding
My gun exploded so I had to Kentucky thumb my neck
A sexual intercourse position in which a thumb is pressed into the vagina with as much pressure possible.
“Tonight I’m gonna use the Kentucky thumb on her ;)”
A sex position in which a thumb is deeply inserted into a vagina.
My dick wasn't big enough, so I gave her a Kentucky Thumb.
The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.
Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.
Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."