A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who fiddles with children
Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler
a teacher
He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.
A person whose favourite activity is touching kids
John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.
Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
A certain individual who touches children in inappropriate ways. should scream at kiddy fiddlers.
That Carl donny, bit of a kiddy fiddler
A kiddy fiddler is somebody who takes kids. Usually, names from birth that touches children would go by Paul, Daniel and other Pedophile names.
"Paul hage is a KIDDY FIDDLER"
"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.
Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER