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Laked

To be very stoned/high/ on Thc.

Mike and I got super laked before our adventure.

by Ryxn_jxmes May 23, 2015

Laking

To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).

"My bitch went laking last night. I shot so much on her face she nearly drowned."

by WordMasterP October 23, 2013

Lake

No one likes him hes an fuckboy with the smallest cock that’s gets no girls

It would suck to be lake

by It’s your boy March 22, 2018

lakeli

bri'ish boy who likes purple cats and tall evil men ig

lakeli

by 🌸 October 12, 2021

Lake

A total bitch, Is a two faced twat who at first insults someone and says he isn't 12 when he acts like one, then later goes on about coding.
2. makes assumptions too quickly
3. A ordinary pedophile

Lake is a two faced bitch

by ixat.ro shiete January 17, 2016

Lake

A person who thinks he is better than everyone else, yet self-conscious of himself, since he has an extremely small dick; synonymous with douchebag , jackass, tool, and prick

Katie: So, why did you and Tommy break up?
Claire: Because he was a Lake.

by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010

Lakeing

To offer commentary on something - usually political - without knowing much about the issue at hand.

Often, a person who is Lakeing will let you know that they are doing so (often inadvertently) before they offer their "insight."

Joe: Now, I don't know too much about Social Security, but...*rambles on and on*
*Everyone else thinking* Oh damn, he's Lakeing again.

by TheAntiLaker October 02, 2012