Country Dictionary

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Mong

Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.

Joseph Maatouk is such a mong! Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.

by MONGFORD November 03, 2015

mong

an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying

your pissing me off mong!

by hol October 29, 2004

mong

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid. Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon. Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v. Passive racist term.

You mong.

by Richie December 11, 2003

Mong

Bad slur Emma says a lot

My sister used to call me a mong

by Emmasaysbadslurs February 04, 2022

Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged. There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae. Stages of monged. 1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same 2: first night in alone on youtube 3: chronic addiction to social networking sites 4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing 5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering 6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months Person 2: What have you been upto? Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

Mong

To relax, chill out, 'veg' out, do nothing of importance or use but purely to rest body & mind.

I'm absoloutely exhausted so I wont come out tonight, I'll just stay in & mong.

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006