A fork of Rural Dictionary
Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.
MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY
Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him
Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten
Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.
Christer: Damn, his hairline clapped
Hugen: Naaaw, thats my nigga Morten Tangen
When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.
"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"
Denis Morten is a faggot and has a really short dick. all people hate him and he is a faggot
Denis Morten has a tiny dick and isn´t allowed to play GTA5