A fork of Rural Dictionary
Excuse my flatulence, please.
Pardon the gas, it had to pass, unfortunately for you, it came out my ass!
Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.
"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties." "I beg your fucking-pardon?"
A phrase used in a not-to-casual but not-too-formal setting to inquire as to the meaning of what someone has said. Used as a question.
Human 1- I am superior to all life forms. Nonhuman 1- Pardon what?
Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.
Ex 1: You never apologized for x. Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.
Popular song by the band Incubus. Released on the 1998 album Make Yourself.
"Pardon me while I burst into flames I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games..."
A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.
Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!
a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA. b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.