A fork of Rural Dictionary
Putting off things so you can masturbate
John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.
Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.
Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!
Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!
A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!
He flunked out of chemistry.
Yeah, he's addicted to procrasturbation.
When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.
Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.
1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"
Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm
Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded
/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...