A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another's neck. This will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.
"dude, i'm gonna go slonge Bridget" "cool man" "CKKKKKKKKKHHH"
A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.
Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play! Jason: Sorry Coach!
Super long
The tower is slong.
A penis that is absolutely massive
That slong is huge
A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.
Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.
A penis, can be big or small.
Mary was touching my gigantic slong last night, it was good.
A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.
Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong! Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.