A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two squad cars park side by side so as to give each driver clear access to one another for purposes of social intercourse.
The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows. It originates from a wordplay off the old police TV show "Adam Twelve".
Don't speed going past the Druid Hills exit, they are always in an Adam Sixty-Nine trying to clock speeders.
The act of analingus while executing a 69.
She was blowing me and I was reciprocating, but once I saw that sweet starfish, I knew I had to star sixty-nine her.
noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.
Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk
not enough money for chicken nuggets
"hey how much money do you have?"
"oh like sixty-nine cents"
"oh you know what that means!"
"i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
*cri*
When a cat puts it's ass in your face and claws your crotch.
Her: "What happened to your junk?!"
Me: "Feline Sixty-Nine."
Performed when you lik your armpit and wank at the same time
I got no female, but I always got the good old polish sixty-nine