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The best and coolest type of underwear. worn by both women and men. The only bad thing about them is they don't hide boners. They are the best to wear in a boys locker room, because they are cool. they come in many styles and colors. They are loose fitting, short shorts worn underneath pants. they are made of either soft cotton or a scratchy material and have elastic in the waistband only. They are the only underwear to sag in.
In the locker room at my school boys get pantsed and wegies all the time. The ones who get pantsed and have boxers on are left alone after. The ones with other underwear are given wedgies.
hen you're going down on a guy or in a position to handle his balls a lot, right as he's about to achieve orgasm or is in the throes of the event, sock him hard right in the balls like a boxer hits his opponent's face.
*WARNING* Some men may react by punching you in the head, so consider wearing a helmet to the event. Don't worry, if he's getting a blowjob he won't care about it, just say it's your fetish or something.
I gave my boyfriend The Boxer last night, and he's never came so hard before.