A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some person who talks to much, or in general is a cunt.
Shut the fuck up you cog! nobody cares about what you say!
A thicker and longer chode. Basically a thick and long penis. They tend to be around 2 feet in size, with a 9 inch diameter in girth.
Person 1: Damn, I can see his cog in those shorts!
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?
Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.
Oh man, I met this absolute greeny and his old lady is a cog! I swear she has her own postcode.
An abbreviation for "Cum On Girls"
"im sorny, im in the mood to see COG"
COG: A cat that behaves like a dog. A dog in a cat's body.
Simba the cat is real COG. He fetches like a dog and chews on shoes like a dog.