A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to either cover up something, or used in utter shock.
Me in fangirl mode: Ohmaigawd, so last night, I had a wet dream about Andy Biersack!
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.
Word used as an exclamation of utter confusion, or as an expression of shock at a story/image/whatever.
'Wut' is also acceptable, although it is more commonly used by pot smokers when they don't know what the fuck is going on
Guy #1- '...and then she pooped it all out'
Guy #2- 'WAT'
Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.
Words which also fall into this are:
Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx