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who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you! PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020

who fucks a shit

Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.

Chad: Hey Brad, guess what? Brad: What? Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!

by weenschnitz August 18, 2021

Who's fucking this puppy

Basically like who's in charge here ,whos the boss

"whos fucking this puppy me or you" Who's fucking this puppy

by jahonfroy October 03, 2018

Who's fucking this chicken?

Used when someone is trying to give you unsolicited instruction or advice, and just plain annoying you while you work.

Diego was trying to tell me how to get the sticker off the side of the truck, which I had done a million times before. After listening to him for 5 minutes I replied "who's fucking this chicken?"

by MLFL October 05, 2009

Who gives a fuck

14 of June is who gives a fuck day when you go and vio people you dont like or rate

Aite you know that annoying bitch fuck her imma put it on my story that I dont like her fuck that dumb bitch its who gives a fuck day

by Black 2112 June 13, 2020

who's fucking this cow?

simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.

Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down ! Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?

by schmiffy April 19, 2010

Who fucking cares?

A simple way of oen person expressing to another they are not interested in them - or their situation.

Who fucking cares if you got screwed by the car dealership - you're stupid for shopping there!