A fork of Rural Dictionary
a place to get kewl smily face stickers when u walk in, also a really really fast place to get kicked out of!! :)
ME: "check out mah fly ass walmart stickers doods, mah friends: shits doods we needa go to walmart!
1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.
as invective "Go to Wal-mart"
1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20. 2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security. 3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?! 2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine! 3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
A one-stop shop; Heaven on earth.
I went in the Wal-mart for Milk, but I came out with everything but the cow.
The greatest retail store on Earth.
My man loves to spoil me. He took me on a shopping spree at Wal-Mart then after that we had dinner at Mcdonalds. How romantic!
a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.
"darling, we're going to wal-mart" "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!" "Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"