A fork of Rural Dictionary
what sound I make when I was 3 years old and got a boner
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING
MOMMMMMMMM
WHY IS IT SO SMALL BUT HARD
A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy
"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!
used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
Usually followed by 'stays in Vegas' - the details events of a weekend or short amount of time a person spent out of town are suppressed. The term would usually refer to someone going by themselves or with friends for a weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada, but you could apply it to another city/town if the other person knew what you were referring to.
"Whoa you twisted your pelvis while you're away? How did that happen"
"What happens in Vegas..."
Click bait to get you to go to the story.
He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.
A phrase used to threaten people,but the threat usually never happens.
Guy: touch me again see what happens
Buddy:Shut up bro you wont do anything
A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.
man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????