A fork of Rural Dictionary
Who gives a shit it's your birthday, you most likely don't have any friends.
Tom: Its my birthday...Yay!
Bob: Does it look like I care?!?
yay for you
you get a prize
it's your lucky day!
you did good
I like you
you like that don't you
jack: omigod dottie, bobby-jean liked my film
and wants to screen it opening night!
dottie: It's your birthday! hay hay.
Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.
"go shorty, it's your birthday." - 50 Cent
Used by rappers and dorky white kids, its your birthday means that you have completed something and your friends (if you have any) and proud of you, resulting in them saying "its your birthday" meaning "Congrats! You've done some ordinary thing that many other people do, but I'm going to use the phrase "its your birthday" to sound cool, and hip, because I saw it on MTV!!!!"
Yeah.
White Guy 1: Oh my golly, I do believe its your birthday, gee, go you!
White Guy 2: Aw, shucks thanks, teehee.
Cramping one's style.
The loss of or inability to get an erection.
You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?
Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.
only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”