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Liz Truss

1) A quick and sudden exit after a disappointing performance

2) A unit of time, approximately 44 days in length

1) Girl 1: So what happened to the guy you were going out with?
Girl 2: That didn't end up working out, we tried to have sex for the first time and he pulled a Liz Truss after finishing in two strokes.

2) A season of Love Island is about 1.25 Liz Trusses long.

by Badash Mudkip October 21, 2022

Liam Truss

A man who is of the gay variety...

Hey man did you see that Liam Truss over there?”
“Yeah I heard he likes boys!!”
“Not suprising”

by NickFolesMVP June 22, 2018

Liz Truss

Noun: A unit of measurement equal to 44 days

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries lasted 72 Days, or 1.6 Liz Trusses

by Badash Mudkip October 21, 2022

Liz Truss

Sticking round long enough to fuck up a bad situation even more than could've been thought

I didn't think things could get any worse until that Liz Truss show her thin lipped cunt face!

by Optimistic prime October 20, 2022

Liz Truss

Someone who promises to make a difference to the UK, but fucks off the next day.

Liz Truss has resigned.

by UltimateDoge October 20, 2022

trussed up

when you err real bad

This thanksgiving turkey has such a vulgar vinegar undertone its inedible! You really trussed up the recipe this time didn't ya!

by Bryce Bernard October 19, 2022

Liz Truss

A spineless puppet of a woman being strung by selfish pick pocketing Tory maggots.

Also an avid promoter of the domestic cheese and pork markets.

Person 1: “Fucking hell, my energy prices are completely unaffordable, my nobs gonna freeze off this winter.”

Person 2: “Similar situation for me, good thing Liz Truss is subsidising Charlie’s Stilton factory in Lincolnshire to encourage growth drive down prices!”

by POOPOOWILLY69 October 17, 2022