A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.
I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.
The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is... until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.
Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady. Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks. Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.
A container for the voice altering substance (helium) that is often used by hippies and colt memmbers such as Sea Scouts, FFA, WWF, and the SCG (Senior Citizens Group). An object used to shut up small children.
Give that fucking kid a balloon and get him out of my face. Don\'t forget to grab the balloons we\'re going to Sea Scouts.
Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.
Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.