A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. biscotti-head 1. An eliitist who frequents upscale coffee shops hoping to appear sophisticated or intellectual. Etymology: From biscotto, (plural biscotti) an Italian biscuit often eaten with coffee, and head, ME: hed, recently used to refer to afficionados or addicts of a substance, tool, or lifestyle. Date: Early 21st century
That biscotti-head daily drives 6 miles out of his way just so he can check his email at Starbucks.
First, you need to take a log of your freshly dumped shit and freeze it. make sure the log is the result of a fairly solid dump before you go to freeze it because having it in a round cylinder shape will give a better outcome, and no one likes dealing with runny poo. after the log has been frozen, you use it as a dildo.
I gave andrea a biscotti dip last night with my frozen shit.
A ridiculously convoluted way of snacking!
You eat a snickers with a knife and fork? That's biscotti!
A group of guys jack off in a circle onto a piece of bread and the last one to finish eats the bread.
Hey man are you up for a biscotti game tonight with the bros??
1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork 2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious 2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
A bar of stool shaped like a ladyfinger
Jerome: I just dropped a massive shit cake at the toilet. Ruediger: Cool! Were there some Biscotti Wiscotti in it? Jerome: Always
the baddest bitches around. usually hot asf and popular. know how to party, usually the ones to get things started. drive boys insane. super close with each other but hard to be accepted into the group. you betray one, you betray them all.
Person 1: damn look at those girls! Person 2: yea, they’re the thotti biscottis. literally legends.