A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is overly sad and down about themselves all the time
Damn son that girl has eeyorism, she is always such a downer
v. To get all fucked up, lose all ability to communicate using the English language, act crazy, then wake up the next day and not remember a thing
Man, Justin got all eeyored out last night. Those tequila shots must have done him in.
An adult female with a sweet nature and loving disposition who is also very childlike. At times a bit surly and grumpy, other times a bit docile and milquetoast, but with a heart full of gold and ultimately lovable. A wonderful person.
Its not a surprise that Savannah can be a successful entrepreneur and yet get so wrapped up in 'Gilmour Girls' since she is veritable Eeyore. She is quite fortunate to know Tyler.
A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.
"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"
Someone who is always negative and pessimistic. This person is always boring and is a stark contrast from a tigger.
Dude, don't be such an eeyore.
A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.
Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.