A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ervin is a bitchy ass bitch who likes to stick his finger up guys butt holes
Stacy: Hey there’s Ervin Taylor: he’s so gay
usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
The greatest pun of all history.
"Hey, I like your shirt!" "Thanks! I got it at Ervin Outfitters!"
When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle
Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice! Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
A girl with a 495738474 foot cock that she can barely hid in her pants
“damn her name must be kenzie ervine