Country Dictionary

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

The act of masturbating into a Snapple container or masturbating while drinking one

The 16 was lonely and out of socks and tissues so he pulled a fapple

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...

Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...

The act of masturbating into a Snapple™.

I just fappled into her Snapple™.

When you masturbate into a snapple ( got the idea from Philip DeFranco )

I really need to fapple right now.