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Fern

A word that can be changed into any form and used to replace any other word.

We totally fernicated Rich in the woods yesterday. Fern that man for driving so slowly! I just fernin' stubbed my toe. Mother Fern! Oh my god that movie was so fernacious. The skeeze's outfit is totally ferny.

by MacNTurk May 20, 2005

Fern

Slang for cannabis.

Oooh, shawty! That nigga smokin' the fern!

by T-Krunk November 01, 2006

Ferning

The art of enticing women by placing ones hands together (palms up) and pulling them in and out in an alluring fashion.

"That lucky bastard managed to fern three women last night"

by Timmy2040 July 23, 2004

Ferns

Weed. mary-jane won from a battle of the bands.

Yo Matt Bring dat ferns to school tomorow so I can smoke a bowl.

by nick newg November 14, 2005

Fern

A gorgeous girl. Long blonde hair down to her butt. She has crystal blue eyes and is very tall. She is amazing at sport and loves art. Her personality is Caring, Sweet, Generous. Boys love her!

Omg, she is hot. She must be a Fern!

by rockandroll123 October 22, 2017

Fern

Fern is a very high tempered girl but can be sweet at times. She is very sassy and has a huge attitude but will always be there for you if you need her. She is extremley pretty and knows what she wants and how to get it. Her mood changes from day to day but she is normally happy. My sister is called Fern and she is this exact description and I’m pretty sure this description fits most other Ferns on the planet.

My friend: “Hey Fern!” Fern: “Go away!” My friend: “Why the attitude?” Me: “Oh, she’s a Fern.”

by Charlotte Robyn July 18, 2020

Ferne

To take the day off work

"I called in Ferne today"

by Spike85 February 03, 2010