A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to the bodybuilding type build except not as big and defined as well as not having veins popping out everywhere. Smooth.
That dude doesn't have the ripped and cut type body but he still has a very bulky football player build.
The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.
Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.
someone who is fat but does not want to admit, because they are in denial or are trying to pick someone up via texting or the internet.
Guy A: hey you e-mailed me what are your stats? Guy B: I am 6'1'' 25 years old white male with a football player build
A female that plays football, probably the best and toughest player on the team, makes every guy jealous
Dang, have you seen that female football player; she's on fire.
This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to society at all.
A term used to describe a fat body type in an online profile. Instead of calling your self fat, you say football player build. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online
WGM, 48, 5'6/250 Grn eyes/goatee/tats
An expression used to remind someone else that a famous and talented person that they like is also a horrible human being. Term originates from former football great O.J. Simpson, who murdered his ex-wife and her friend.
Bob: How can you not like Cat Stevens? Pete: He's a radical Muslim who condoned Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie's death, refused to blame al Qaeda for 9/11, and has funded numerous radical madrassas throughout Britain! Bob: But he's a brilliant singer-songwriter! Pete: And O.J. was a football player!