Country Dictionary

Big and sexy.

Verry cool håkon

Man who buys items on installment

Guy at restaurant: Can I buy this ramen on installment?

Chef: Nani?! Are you a Håkon or something?

The coolest person on the entire fucking planet.

OMG look its Håkon. He is just so fucking cool.

Håkon is a short person who wears glases.
And he is gay and watches songebob porn.
He likes squidward fucking Patrik the most.

Watch out it's a Håkon

A name given to people who are rebellious and refuse to do as the principal says (and they are cool)

Principle: Can you (plural) hand in your phone?
Håkon: *Writes this instead*

A diva

Håkon is such a diva

A guy with a huge dick and sexy toes

Wow...you are such a Håkon