A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is what the world would taste like if it was shrunk down to the size of a ping pong ball. Which is a magma-flavored M&M with a crunchy dirt shell, or in shorter terms, a dirty habanero
Person 1: What the world would taste like if it was shrunk down to the size of a ping pong ball? Person 2: I don't know, probably a dirty habanero
In which hot pepper seeds are inserted into the urethra and vigorous intercourse is performed. Upon ejaculation, the male's partner will experience the burning fire of a thousand suns.
Habanero sunrise-Arriba
When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.
-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago- James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened? Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now? James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.
Accidentally eating a habanero chill pepper intended for someone else who you attempted to prank/fool. Ideally you will have attempted to disguise the chilli in a serving bowl but fell victim to your own prank.
Hey mate.. you just reverse-habaneroed yourself!
The most disgusting whiskey ever produced. Drank only by skinny men with bacne and unusually deep voices.
Did you see slim drinking that waypoint honey habanero?
1. a mishap similar to, but a hundred times worse than "jalapeño dick". 2. a very passionate male lover with a very small penis.
1. Chef Alberto got rushed to the hospital last night with a bad case of habanero dick. 2. Alberto's ex-wife referred to him as a "habanero dick".
When a hooker rides your face and 24-48 hours later your eyes are crusted over and burning as if they have been rubbed with habanero peppers.
I hooked up with that chick last night and she gave me habanero of the eye. The odds of catching habanero of the eye go up when in Las Vegas.