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For those who have hit a tolerance for sniffing glue, Jenkem is a cost efficient hallucinogenic drug which is composed of the individuals own faeces being fermented. The substance is inhaled similiar to glue, and the side effects include a highly powerful rush. The taste of faeces only lasts a month, which is unfortunate as the drug loses flavour over long time use.
CJ was unable to finish his art work due to being on a constant high from jenkem which is his own fermented faeces.
Jenkem is a drug made by third world countries by pooping in a bottle and letting it ferment. In the US, if you have to take a crap and find a floater left in the can, then you've been Jenkemed.
Joe: I really had to crap today, and I rushed into the first open stall. Pete: So, how is that a cool story? Joe: Well someone left a floater and I got Jenkemed!
When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan
Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.
Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.
Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.
Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.
I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.